- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

antonio has a penis head.lol

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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