A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What would u like to drink?

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This is an anti- joke

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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