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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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