- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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