What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Suck pussy

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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