Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Anti Joke

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