- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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