A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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The cream, it is coming

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Your Mom

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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