Gay rights.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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