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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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