- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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