The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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