- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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