what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

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