How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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The Colts this year.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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