- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Cancer

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

God is real.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

My cat just died.

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