2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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