- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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