What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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