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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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