Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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