Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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