- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

knock knock!? . . No.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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