A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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