- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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