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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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