- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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