Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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