A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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