why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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i dont fisish anythi

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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