- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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