Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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