Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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swag

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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