- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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