Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Anti Joke

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