What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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