Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

whats yellow? lots of things.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

whats your budget like? a budget.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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