What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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He--Hey guys

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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