John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Anti Joke

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