where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

A paralysed man falls over.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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