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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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