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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Communism hehe xd

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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