- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?