Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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swag

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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