moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Lil Wayne

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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