- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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