Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Paper or plastic? Yes...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Communism hehe xd

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops