- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Read a Book.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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