Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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