- Anti Joke

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Good job, son.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!