- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

im gay

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A American seeking into mexico

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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