- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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