Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Poop

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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