- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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