- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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