What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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