What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Tilt your screen back .

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

women's rights.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My jeans

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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