- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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