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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a black man pays his child support

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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