Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a black man pays his child support

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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