If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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i found waldo.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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