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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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