roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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