Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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