What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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You know what's funny? Rape

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Kevin and Ramin

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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