whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Anti Joke

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