There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Whats two plus two Four!

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Atheism

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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