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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Jordan is pregant

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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