A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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A man died.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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