- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

You know whats annoying? Steve

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