- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Small Penis.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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