eat a hot dog

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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smell the vitamin C

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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