- Anti Joke

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.