Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

where is the world?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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