- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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