- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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