What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Anti Joke

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