- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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