If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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