What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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