- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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