- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Ebola

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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