- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.