- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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