What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is life? Paul.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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