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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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