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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Detroit has a low crime rate

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

whats white and sticky glue

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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