- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Men's rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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