- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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