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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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