How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Albert <3 Hunter

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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