- Anti Joke

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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