Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

all the kids had fun

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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