- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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