Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

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