What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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