Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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feminism

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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