- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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