- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Im adopted

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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