- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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