- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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