Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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