- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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