Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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I saw how annoying the poem in the post below me was, so I decided to create an extreme version of it, to hopefully cause psychological distress to all of you readers. 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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Anti Joke

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