- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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